If left alone on a deserted island, I would take:
10 bags of peanuts, a can of beans and a whoopi cushion

If there was only 10 minutes left until the end of the world, my last act would be:
See if farts can be lighten

The person I admire most is:
Bob Sagat

The five words that describe me best are:
Droll, Blunt, Humorous, Sick, Perverted

My Favorite Book:
Red Sea

My Favorite Movie:
Night at the Roxbury

I deserve your vote because:
I am asking nicely....don't make me angry